NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
I feel like something really important just happened
Rebbloging this again.
AND HOW EVERYONE WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
I FOUND THE VIDEO
ABBY HOW DID U EVEN
WHY IS THIS THE ONLY PART GIFFED??
This got so many notes I cannot believe
Some of the funniest book dedications ever.
Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)
I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif.
i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone
I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.
I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger
the Acting Avenger
#OH MY GOD NO BUT THE WAY DEAN’S ATTITUDE CHANGES AS SOON AS JOHN COMES TO THE DOOR #FROM SMILING AND GENTLE TO THE GOOD LITTLE SOLDIER #CHIN LIFTED #SHOULDERS SQUARE #’SIR YES SIR’ #AND SAM’S EYES GO WIDE WITH FEAR BUT DEAN #/DEAN/ #DEAN NEEDS TO /IMPRESS/ JOHN #HE ALWAYS HAS #I JUST #I FUCKING CAN’T JESUS CHRIST WOW (via mrjackles)
sometimesi really hate this show
That was like, eighty conversations.
John’s eyes are so expressive here. They gut me every time. Mr I Can Do That With a Look.
Toothless? I could’ve sworn you had… teeth.
I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD